en http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/uk/ Thu, 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 Thu, 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 60 http://www.audioscrobbler.net/data/webservices http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal The Last.fm journal for Carali. Last.fm journals are a place to talk about all things music. http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2012/01/01/59omi8_top_100_tracks_of_2011 Sun, 1 Jan 2012 02:34:23 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2012/01/01/59omi8_top_100_tracks_of_2011 The Top 100 Tracks of 2011
...according to me. :P

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep
2. Lady Gaga - Judas
3. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (feat. Christina Aguilera)
4. Adele - Someone Like You
5. The Decemberists - Down By The Water
6. Florence + the Machine - Shake It Out
7. Will Young - Jealousy
8. Sunny Sweeney - From A Table Away
9. fun. - We Are Young (feat. Janelle Monáe)
10. Olly Murs - Heart Skips A Beat (feat. Rizzle Kicks)
11. Taylor Swift - Ours
12. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem
13. Ryan Adams - Lucky Now
14. Pistol Annies - Hell On Heels
15. Dia Frampton - The Broken Ones
16. Lykke Li - Get Some
17. Alexandra Stan - Mr. Saxobeat
18. Brantley Gilbert - Country Must Be Country Wide
19. Ximena Sariñana - Different
20. Abigail Washburn - City Of Refuge
21. Christina Perri - Arms
22. Rihanna - We Found Love (feat. Calvin Harris)
23. Jessie J - Price Tag
24. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain
25. Glee Cast - Thriller / Heads Will Roll
26. Avril Lavigne - Wish You Were Here
27. Will Young - Come On
28. Amy Winehouse - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
29. Diana Vickers - My Wicked Heart
30. Ellie Goulding - Your Song
31. Brad Paisley - Remind Me (Duet With Carrie Underwood)
32. James Morrison - I Won't Let You Go
33. Kenny Chesney - You and Tequila (featuring Grace Potter)
34. Kelly Clarkson - Mr. Know It All
35. Glee Cast - Rumour Has It / Someone Like You
36. Clare Maguire - The Last Dance
37. Lady Antebellum - Just A Kiss
38. Florence + the Machine - What The Water Gave Me
39. Wilco - I Might
40. Lenka - Heart Skips A Beat
41. Rascal Flatts - Easy (feat. Natasha Bedingfield)
42. JLS - She Makes Me Wanna (feat. DEV)
43. Miranda Lambert - Baggage Claim
44. Sara Evans - A Little Bit Stronger
45. Tinie Tempah - Written In The Stars (feat. Eric Turner)
46. The Fray - Heartbeat
47. Blake Shelton - Honey Bee
48. St. Vincent - Cruel
49. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song
50. The Band Perry - You Lie
51. September - Party In My Head
52. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (feat. Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer)
53. Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine)
54. Runner Runner - So Obvious
55. The Civil Wars -Poison & Wine
56. The Vaccines - Wetsuit
57. Eleanor Friedberger - My Mistakes
58. Nicola Roberts - Beat of My Drum
59. Kristin Chenoweth - I Want Somebody (Bitch About)
60. Jack and White - Gemini
61. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
62. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful
63. Skylar Grey - Invisible
64. Joss Stone - Karma
65. Within Temptation - Faster
66. The Horrible Crowes - Behold the Hurricane
67. Natalia Kills - Mirrors
68. Stevie Nicks - Secret Love
69. The Bye Bye Blackbirds - Open a Light
70. Melanie C - Think About It
71. Lana Del Rey - Video Games
72. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away
73. Evanescence - What You Want
74. Demi Lovato - Skyscraper
75. Selena Gomez & the Scene - Who Says
76. Gloria Estefan - Miss Little Havana
77. Xenia - Sing You Home
78. Guillemots - Walk the River
79. Pixie Lott - What Do You Take Me For (Ft. Pusha T)
80. Fitz & the Tantrums - Moneygrabber
81. Alison Krauss & Union Station - Paper Airplane
82. Foster The People - Helena Beat
83. Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse - Body And Soul
84. Alexandra Stan - Get Back (Asap)
85. Say Hi - Devils
86. Nicole Scherzinger - Don't Hold Your Breath
87. Hot Chelle Rae - Tonight Tonight
88. Leona Lewis - Collide
89. Dionne Bromfield - Yeah Right
90. Black Joe Lewis & The Honeybears - Livin' In The Jungle
91. Charlene Soraia - Wherever You Will Go
92. Ladytron - White Elephant
93. A B & the Sea - Baby You
94. DeVotchKa - 100 Other Lovers
95. The Raveonettes - Forget That You're Young
96. Glee Cast - Somewhere
97. Javier Colon - As Long As We Got Love (feat. Natasha Bedingfield)
98. Faith Hill - Come Home
99. Britney Spears - Till the World Ends
100. Drew Holcomb and the Neighbors - Fire and Dynamite]]> http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2011/12/02/586egw_superheroes Fri, 2 Dec 2011 19:29:34 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2011/12/02/586egw_superheroes Superheroes!



With all the superhero movies coming out in the last few years, it got me thinking. How many songs out there are there about specific superheroes? That combined with me having a lot of spare time on my hand added up to this playlist. :)


1. Stop Talkin’ About Comic Books or I’ll Kill You by Ookla the Mok

I had to put this songs first purely because it mentions a ridiculous amount of comic book superheroes. As far as I can tell everything this group does is comic book related, but this song takes the cake.

2. Spiderman by The Ramones

You can't beat the Spiderman theme done by The Ramones.

3. Captain America by Jimmy Buffett

A tribute to the man in red, white and blue. Until I started making this playlist I didn't even know this song existed, despite the fact that it was actually in my iTunes. It's a fun song. If you like Jimmy Buffett you'll probably like this song.

4. Batdance by Prince

You can't have a playlist like this and not have this song. The whole soundtrack is great, but this song is a classic.

5. Catch Me Now I'm Falling by The Kinks

A great song about Captain America. One of the best songs on the playlist without a doubt.

6. Dan Dare (Pilot Of The Future) by Elton John

A classic album track from the 1975 album Rock Of The Westies. It's exactly what the title suggests, a song about the British comic book superhero, Dan Dare.

7. Superman by Sister Hazel

One of the many songs about Superman. It is one of the better ones though.

8. Cartoon Heroes by Aqua

Not about a specific superhero, just them in general. It's Aqua at their crazy, poppy best.

9. Ghost Rider by Rollins Band

Suprisingly this song is from The Crow soundtrack. The only song that I know of that's about this particular hero.

10. Flash by Queen

The theme song to the 1980 movie Flash Gordon, so obviously it's about that Flash.

11. That's Really Super, Supergirl by XTC

One of my favorite songs on the playlist. The song is so 80s, but I love it. :P

12. Hero by Chad Kroeger & Josey Scott

This is of course from the first Spiderman movie. I'm not a huge Spiderman fan, but I love this song.

13. Iron Man by Black Sabbath

You can't not have this song

14. Jimmy Olsen's Blues by Spin Doctors

Though not a superhero himselft, he is important in the Superman verse. I remember hearing this song all the time when I was a kid.

15. Everyone's A Hero (In Their Own Way) by Nathan Fillion

Captain Hammer's big song in Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. He totally counts as a superhero. He thinks so anyway...

16. Side Kick by Side Kick

Another one not about a particular superhero. It does mention Wolverine though.

17. Surfing With The Alien by Joe Satriani

A truly great song about the Silver Surfer.

18. Mutants In Mega-City One by Fink Brothers

Specifically mentions Judge Dredd.

19. The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts by Sufjan Stevens

Another song about Superman. A great track from the Illionoise album.

20. Ode to a Superhero by "Weird Al" Yankovic

An ode to Spiderman done to the melody of Piano Man

21. Batman & Robin (Feat. The Lady Of Rage & RBX) by Snoop Dogg

Yes, Snoop Dogg did do a song about Batman & Robin.

22. What Ever Happened To The Heroes by Joss Stone

A great song from the Fantastic 4 movie soundtrack

23. The Supreme Being Teaches Spider-Man How To Be In Love

A song from the Spiderman 3 soundtrack.

24. Superman (It's Not Easy) by Five For Fighting

You can't have lived in the last decade without hearing this song at least once. Its probably one of the most overplayed songs ever. Despite this, it really is a good song.

25. Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice

I really am a child of my generation. I remember loving the ninja turtles when I was a kid, and I loved this song and the movie it came from. It's a bit cheesy looking back, but I can't help but like it.

26. The Ballad of Barry Allen by Jim’s Big Ego

A good song about The Flash.

27. Superman's Song by Crash Test Dummies

Yes, another song about Superman. :)

28. Waitin' for a Superman by The Flaming Lips

And here's another one

29. Sunshine Superman by Donovan

And yet another one. A classic song.

30. Spider-Man Theme (Junkie XL remix) by Michael Bublé

A cool version of the Spiderman theme.]]> http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2010/01/24/3d632i_guess_that_song%21 Sun, 24 Jan 2010 20:59:33 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2010/01/24/3d632i_guess_that_song%21 I hadn't done one of these in a really long time, so I thought it'd be fun. :)

step 1: open up whatever mp3 program you use and add every song in your collection.
step 2: put it on random.
step 3: post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
step 4: post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
step 5: cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
step 6: Looking them up on google or any other search engine is cheating!

1. Nobody likes you, everybody left you
2. So true funny how it seems (True by Spandau Ballet)
3. Passenger side, I slide on in
4. I live on an apartment on the 99th floor of my block
5. I tried so hard my dear to show that you're my every dream
6. She has seen me changing
7. I'll never let you see the way my broken heart is hurting me
8. Live it and breathe it, you know that I do
9. Baby's good to me you know (I Feel Fine by The Beatles)
10. Losing my control, Here it is the day I have to go (Kangaroo Cry by Blue October)
11. My married friends keep askin', when I'll settle down
12. Hot summer night in the city is really no place to be
13. Well I walked up to the bar
14. Well they left then in the morning
15. Who made up all the rules (They by Jem)
16. Hey Mr. Workabee, I see you working
17. Don't pretend you're sorry
18. He's never caught one spy I'm told
19. Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're ok (Material Girl by Madonna)
20. Your cruel device, your blood like ice (Poison by Alice Cooper)

10,000 Maniacs
Alice Cooper
Backstreet Boys
Big & Rich
Blue October
Butterfly Boucher
Carolyn Dawn Johnson
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Green Day
Jem
Madonna
Nancy Sinatra
Patty Loveless
Priscilla Renea
SHeDAISY
Spandau Ballet
The Beatles
The Everly Brothers
The Rolling Stones
Toby Lightman]]> http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2010/01/12/3c0rio_the_best_of_2009 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:08:05 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2010/01/12/3c0rio_the_best_of_2009 Best of 2009
This is a little later then what I was aiming at, but I wasn’t expecting both my laptop and desktop computers to die within a month of each other. I lost a lot of files, so it’s very possible I’m forgetting someone important. In any case here is my personal list of the best of 2009!

Top 20 Albums of 2009
1.Middle Cyclone by Neko Case
Overall I’m a person who came in pretty late for Neko Case. It’s only really been these last couple of years that I’ve discovered her. I bought this album a few weeks after it came out at a suggestion of a friend at work, and it quickly became one of my favorite albums of the year. It’s the album that really led me to discover her, and led me to buy earlier albums of both her as a soloist and the New Pornographers.
Check out: People Got a Lotta Nerve
2.Wild Young Hearts by Noisettes
When the Noisettes first came out a few years ago, I wasn’t that impressed. They were a decent band, but I never understood all the attention they were getting. This album changed all of that for me. It’s a fantastic album from beginning to end. It’s one of the few albums I can honestly say that I love every song on it. It’s really the best dance record to come out this year.
Check out: Never Forget you
3.Bible Belt by Diane Birch
I first discovered her through Rolling Stone. I don’t remember the exact article, but there was a mention of her as an up and coming artist. Something about the article intrigued me enough to actually inspire me to go and look for her album. It turned out that it wasn’t actually going to be released for a couple months, but I bought it the day it was released. Of course, when you are actually looking forward to something the way I was with this one, you almost expect to be disappointed by the reality. This was a definite exception to that rule. It’s a terrific piece of southern soul that really brings to mind Bobbie Gentry and Dusty in Memphis era Dusty Springfield.
Check out: Fools
4.Turn It Up by Pixie Lott
I discovered her about 4 or 5 months before the release of her first album. I can’t honestly remember how it happened, but it was a long wait. She’s obviously coming from the same camp as Duffy, Adele and Amy Winehouse when it comes to style, but she still somehow manages to sound fresh. This has truly been my most played album this year (mostly due to Mama Do). It’s probably not the best pop record in history, and I not really sure what it is about it that I love, but I truly do love it.[
Check out: Mama Do (uh oh, uh oh)
5.La Roux by La Roux
To me La Roux sounds like a blast from the past. From the New Wave style synthesizers, to the crazy hair style of the lead singer, they both look and sound like something that could have come out in the 80s. There has been a lot of great woman to come out of the UK in the last few years, and La Roux is one of the best additions to the list.
Check out: In for the Kill
6.Revolution by Miranda Lambert
I’ve always loved Miranda Lambert. From the day I saw her on Nashville Star years ago to now what has been one of my favorite country singers. Saying this, Revolution is probably the best album she’s ever come out with. She’s always been more of a single artist in the past. There are a few great songs, and the rest are all good songs, but nothing phenomenal. This album is really an album, not just a collection of songs. Great job Miranda!
Check out: White Liar
7.The Fame Monster by Lady Gaga
I absolutely love Lady Gaga. I discovered her in late 2008, right before her career exploded here in the US. She immediately became my new favorite pop star. Since then she has obviously become a huge international success. The Fame Monster is an extension on her earlier release The Fame, and adds even more great songs to her repertoire. What a lot of people miss with all of her videos and performances, is that she is actually a fantastic song writer. She sounds and looks different than anything out there, and she has enough talent to write all of her songs. Not many of today’s pop stars can say that.
Check out: Bad Romance
8.Heartbreak On Vinyl by Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis was one of the first American Idols that I remember being really different. He arranged his own songs, and took chances that know one else was doing. His first album, was pretty good, but overall something of a disappointment. With this album, he finally came up with something that’s totally his own. Every song on it is totally Blake. If you were a fan of his on the show, but were disappointed with his debut, check this one out. You won’t regret it.
Check out: Sad Song
9.Give Up The Ghost by Brandi Carlile
Brandi Carlile was an artist that was first discovered by my mom. She loved her first album, and gave me a copy. I liked her, but probably not as much as my mom. With this album that changed. I think this album is better than the first. It’s more polished. I definitely recommend giving it a listen.
Check out: Dreams
10.Wilco (The Album) by Wilco
Wilco are one of the few groups out there, who are truly consisitently good. They have yet to have a clunker album. This album follows that trend. If you are an old fan of Wilco or have never even heard of them, I think you’ll love this album. It’s there first album in awhile, and it is far from a disappointment.
Check out: Wilco (The Song)
11.21st Century Breakdown by Green Day
Check out: 21 Guns
12.Don’t Stop by Annie
Check out: Songs Remind Me of You
13.Colonia by A Camp
Check out: Stronger Than Jesus
14.The List by Rosanne Cash
Check out: Heartaches By the Number (feat. Elvis Costello)
15.Ray Guns Are Not The Future by The Bird and The Bee
Check out: Love Letter to Japan
16.Hands by Little Boots
Check out: Remedy
17.In And Out Of Control by The Raveonettes
Check out: D.R.U.G.S.
18.High Hopes & Hearbreak by Brooke White
Check out: Radio Radio
19.Under the Covers, Vol. 2 by Matthew Sweet & Susanna Hoffs
Check out: Second Hand News
20.The Hazards of Love by The Decemberists
Check out: The Wanting Comes In Waves/Repaid

Top 40 Other Singles of 2009
1.Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas
2. I Could Break Your Heart Any Day of the Week by Mandy Moore
3.I Told You So by Carrie Underwood & Randy Travis
4.Had It All by Katharine McPhee
5.Already Gone by Kelly Clarkson
6. You've Got The Love by Florence + the Machine
7.Paparazzi by Lady Gaga
8.Consider Me Gone by Reba McEntire
9. Fire On The Mountain by Asa
10. Slowly (Oh So Slowly) by Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band
11. My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson
12.Wait It Out by Imogen Heap
13.Two Weeks by Grizzy Bear
14.Don't Stop Believin' (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast
15.Sober by Pink
16.Anthonio by Annie
17.I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas
18.Hard by Rihanna
19.Friday I’ll Be Over U by Allison Iraheta
20.Video Phone (Extended Remix) [feat. Lady GaGa] by Beyonce
21.Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
22.I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas
23.Highs And Lows by Mindy Smith
24.Pick Up The Phone by Dragonette
25.1901 by Phoenix
26.She Wolf by Shakira
27.Need You Now by Lady Antebellum
28. Waking Up in Vegas by Katy Perry
29.Happy by Leona Lewis
30.Forever Is Over by The Saturdays
31.Battlefield by Jordin Sparks
32.Halo by Beyonce
33.You Found Me by The Fray
34.Fight For This Love by Cheryl Cole
35.The Show by Lenka
36.Pony (It's OK) by Erin McCarley
37.Wrong by Depeche Mode
38.The Fear by Lily Allen
39. Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus
40.Get Sexy by Sugababes]]> http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2006/10/24/2haxel_ridiculously_long_song_titles Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:11:35 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2006/10/24/2haxel_ridiculously_long_song_titles This is a list of songs that have 10 words or more in the title. This was originally just something I started out of boredom, but it’s becoming a hell of a list now. If you see any songs you know that aren’t on here just tell me and I’ll add them.

-We Were Stoned When We Thought Up the Title of This and We Didn't Want to Give It a Name That We Had to Explain as 'Oh Yeah We Were Stoned When We Thought of It' So We're Just Calling It Improvisational Jam 11-02-01

-Picturesque: Cataclysm Savour: And the Little Things That Make Us Smile

-when it's raining like this it feels as if we’re the only ones in the world. i wish it would just keep raining so the three of us could stay together

-Install a Beak in the Heart That Clucks Time in Arabic

-You Should Have Killed Me When You Had the Chance

-13 Angels Standing Guard 'round the Side of Your Bed

-Sisters! Brothers! Small Boats of Fire Are Falling From the Sky!

-Tho You Are Gone I Still Often Walk With You

-There's a River in the Valley Made of Melting Snow

-Your Kung Fu Is Old...And Now You Must Die!

-Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More by the Spring of Rape, Despaire, and Hopelessness

-(Gorgeous curves lovely fragments labyrinthed on occasions entwined charms, a few stories at any longer sworn to gathered from a guileless angel and the hilt edges of old hearts, if they do in the guilt of deep despondency.)

-The Philosophical Signifigance Of Shooting My Sister In The Face: An Essay by James Secord

-The Son of a Disgruntled X-Postal Worker Reflects on His Life While Getting Stoned in the Parking Lot of a Winn Dixie Listening to Metallica

-I Just Took My Two Sleeping Pills And Now I'm Like A Bridgegroom Standing At The Altar

-In My Role as the Most Hated Singer in the Local Underground Music Scene

-I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

-I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos

-I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

-i made your kid get a.i.d.s so you could watch it die

-When You Don't Control Your Government People Want To Kill You

-Until You Come Back To Me (That's What I'm Gonna Do)

-You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights but You Were Looking Straight at Me

-Can You Hear Me When I Talk To You?

-If You Want It to Be Good Girl (Get Yourself a Bad Boy) (lol)

-Behold, the armies of war descend screaming from the heavens!

-And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown

-The Dark Liege of Chaos is unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)

-Cry Havoc for Glory, And the Annihilation of the Titans of Chaos (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath The Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire, Part III)

-If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me

-Ed ora io domando tempo al tempo ed il tempo mi riponed...non ne ho!

-They Provide The Paint For The Picture-Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint On The Inside Of Your Eyelids

-(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Wanna Be Right

-Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey

-A Lapdance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying

-Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

-I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

-The Siege and Investiture of Baron Von Frankenstein's Castle at Weisseria

- It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry

-Tight Connection to My Heart (Has Anybody Seen My Love)

-Most Likely You Go Your Way (And I'll Go Mine)

-Your Reality's A Fantasy But Your Fantasy Is Killing Me

-If You Were A Woman (And I Was A Man)

-Cory & the Mandara Suicide Pyramid Action or Gas Satori

-a. Lookbehindu... and the Pregnant Way to Carry an Art Text Book b. Psychedelic Scarecrows

-Hard to be a Husband, Hard to be a Wife

-Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die

-Never Become Emotionally Attached to Man Woman, Beast or Child

-It's A Fast Driving Rave-Up With The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes

-Everything I Ever Wanted To Know About Genocide I Learned In The Third Grade

-The Only Thing That Looks Good On Me Is You

- Do I Have to Come Right Out and Say It

-I Don't Want to Come Back Down from this Cloud

-A simple song with an overly long title (your MP3 player will not like it at all, and might refuse point blank to play it), which is nothing but a pathetic and blatant attempt to get into the record books with the longest title ever, by the rather obvious (and very silly) means of rambling on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on without rhyme or reason, and, more importantly, without stopping, ceasing or pausing (except for breath and a little punctuation) [The built-in redundancy of the title is noted and welcomed, as it adds to the overall length of the said title, which is, after all, the point of the exercise (the song itself being merely an afterthought (although it does have quite a pretty tune if you like that sort of thing (I do)))]


-If I Had to Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You

-I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need To Be Nicer

-Someday, in the Event that Mankind Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People Are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out That It Was Not Them. Sometimes This Includes Me

-I Never Want an Easy Life If Me and He Were Ever to Get There

-Gunslinging Bird Or If Charlie Parker Were A Gunslinger, They'd Be A Whole Lot Of Dead Copycats

-Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me at 11:00 on Friday Morning to Tell Me That 1:00 Friday Afternoon You Were Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab, to Go Out to the Airport, to Catch a Plane, to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks. Not That I Wanted to Go with You; I Wasn't Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skiier, I Couldn't Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out with You for Three Years, I Don't Like Surprises. (A Musical Apology)

-(I Don't Want To) Hang Up My Rock And Roll Shoes

-Mama, Won't You Keep Them Castles In The Air And Burning

-I Did Not Mean To Fall Asleep While We Were Having Sex

-A Fag Killed His Mum Before Knowing She Would Have Done Great Things For Him In The Next Years

-It's OK! And I Trust You, But I'd Like To Be 100% Sure Anyway..

-As Your Feet Step On The Roof Now, I Feel Like My Life's Gonna Change Soon (The Death Of My Head, Part 1)

-Now That The Glass Is Inside My Body, Come On, Come And Extract It!

-...Maybe A Vocal Handicap Could Make Us Reach The First Place On A Best Album Of The Year Chart Of Some Music Website (The Death Of My Head, Part 2)

-Red Birds Will Fly Out of the East and Destroy Paris in a Night

-When The Boy In Your Arms (Is The Boy In Your Heart)

-I Watched Friday The 13th At My Grandmother's House And She Wasn't Into It (But She Let Me Watch It Anyway)

-It's Good To Be On The Road Back Home Again

-Long Song Titles Aren't Cool Anymore Because The Rest Of You Fuckers Are No Good At It

-In The Kingdom Where Everything Dies, The Sky Is Mortal

-The Seven Seals Are Revealed At The End Of Time As Seven Bows: The Bloodbow, The Pissbow, The Painbow, The Faminebow, The Deathbow, The Angerbow, The Hohohobow

-Two Ex Lovers Staring At Each Other, Knowing That They're Going In Different Directions, Breeding A False Sense Of Hope

-(Repeat/Return) or When The Seventh Angel Sounded His Trumpet, And There Were Loud Voices In Heaven, Which Said: "The Kingdom of The World Has Become The Kingdom of Our Lord And of His Christ, And He Will Reign Foreverandever" Etc...

-In the Kingdom of the Blind the One-Eyed Are Kings

-The Island, Come And See, The Landlord's Daughter, You'll Not Feel The Drowning

-The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That It Desired...)

-The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (...Somewhere inside the Bowels of Endlessness...)

-Do You Know The Way To San Jose?

-Although I Dropped $100,000 (I Found a Million Dollars in Your Smile)

-Anyone Who Names a Track "Anyone Who Names a Track So and So Can Kiss My Such and Such Ass Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass" Can Kiss My (Better Adjective) (Better Noun) Ass

-A Distorted Reality Is Now a Necessity to Be Free

- I'll Hold You In My Heart (Till I Can Hold You In My Arms)

-When The Apple Blossoms Bloom In The Windmills Of Your Mind I'll Be Your Valentine

-http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2006/10/24/2haxel_ridiculously_long_song_titles/

-The Excrementory Grindfuckers Open The Stomachs Of Natural Born Anus And Strangle Them With Their Guts

-Picknick im Zenit metaphysischen Wiederscheins der astralen Kuhglocke

-Sir B. McKenzies Daughter's Lament For The 77th Mounted Lancers Retreat From The Straits Of Loch Knombe, In The Year Of Our Lord 1727, On The Occasion Of The Announcement Of Her Marriage To The Laird Of Kinleakie


- Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today

- Sending Postcards From a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here)

- Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued

- I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)

- Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends

- I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me

- A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"

- Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)

-I'm a Fly in a Sunbeam (Following the Funeral Procession of a Stranger)

-My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion (The Inner Life As Blazing Shield Of Defiance And Optimism As Celestial Spear Of Action)

-What Is the Light? (An untested theory hypothesis suggesting that the chemical [in our brains] by which we are able to experience the sensation of being in love is the same chemical that caused the "Big Bang" that was the birth of the accelerating universe)

-Rompre l'indifférence de l'inévitable avant que l'on vienne rompre le sommeil de l'inanimé

-La vie se doit d'être vécue ou Commençons à vivre

-The Coffee Song (They've Got An Awful Lot Of Coffee In Brazil)

-Don't Cry Joe (Let Her Go, Let Her Go, Let Her Go)

-The Dum-dot Song (I Put a Penny in the Gum Slot)

-How Deep Is The Ocean (How Blue Is The Sky)

-I Don't Stand a Ghost of a Chance With You

-I Dream of You (More Than You Dream of Me)

-I Got a Gal I Love (In North and South Dakota)

-(I Got a Woman Crazy for Me) She's Funny That Way

-There 's a ship arriving too late, to save a drowning witch

-I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct It's Because They Learned How To Suck Their Own Cocks

-Johnny Ramone Was In A Fucken Good Band But He Was A Cunt (Gabba Gabba You Suck)

-I Went Out With A Hippy And Now I Love Everyone Except For Her

-I'm in Love With the Girl on a Certain Manchester Megastore Checkout Desk

-I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked On The Internet

-I Got a Thing, You Got a Thing, Everybody's Got a Thing

-Don't Need The Sun To Shine (To Make Me Smile)

-I Should Try to Forget (But I Keep Forgetting to Try)

-If I Didn't Have A Dime (To Play The Jukebox)

-"We'll Paint This Town" -- Throat and Phonograph Fire Support Coordination Measures (TPFSCM)

-Modified Combined Obstacle Overlay (Mcoo) ...Or... "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Turntables"

-If I Had £1 for Every Stale Song Title I'd Be 30 Short of Getting Out Of This Mess

- When The Catholic Girls Go Camping, The Nicotine Vampires Rule Supreme.

- I Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Am S/H(im)e[r] As You Are Me And We Am I And I Are All Our Together: Our Collective Consciousness’ Psychogenic Fugue

- Fucking ants man! Where they coming from? (Let's hang the Carroll footnoteitsists)

- ...And then she look'd down and saw miniature houses and miniature people and inside the miniature people were miniature hearts pumping blood through miniature veins (her mouth was watery and wet)

- It's easy-eeeee to be full of shit and look good in black

- I dreamedpt I had a little death but camed for the big sleep

- She Looked Up From Examining The Freckles On Her Arm And Shouted, "Jesus! I'm Fucking God-damn Tired Of All This Make-up Sex!" And He Just Stared Off.

-Neither One Of Us (Wants To Be The First To Say Goodbye)

-Gomez in a Bucket (A Seaside Town Made of Ice Cream, Slowly Melting)

-A bunch of us were sitting around a candle in San Francisco getting stoned and I you're there next time

-Jesus Of Suburbia / City Of The Damned / I Don't Care / Dearly Beloved / Tales Of Another Broken Home

-Homecoming / The Death Of St. Jimmy / East 12th St. / Nobody Likes You / Rock And Roll Girlfriend / We're Coming Home Again

-A Short History Of The End Of The World (Part VII (The Final Chapter (abbr.)))

-I Guess The Lord Must Be In New York City

-ceremonial driving down of cattle from the mountain pastures into the valley in autumn (almabtrieb)

-Some people know all too well how bad liquorice, or any candy for that matter, can taste when having laid out in the sun too long - and I think I just ate too much

-I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doing Those Beat-o, Beat-o, Flat on My Seat-o, Hirohito Blues

-Hello, I Wrote A Song For You Called "Welcome To The Jungle"

-But When the Little Fellow Came Close and Put Both Arms around His Mother, and Kissed Her in an Appealing Boyish Fashion, She Was Moved to Tenderness

-Gazing at the Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop a Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest of the Northern Mountain

-Entranced by the Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst the Agonizing Abomination of the Lusting Necrocorpse

-Insatiably Craving Abhorrent Denouncement From the Continues of Flesh

-Horrendous Lust for Psychopathic Purity Through Self Immolation

-When Standing In Open Territory, Bother No One... If Someone Bothers You, Ask Him To Stop... If He Does Not, Destroy Him.

-MFEO Pt. 1 (Made for Each Other) Pt. 2 (You Can Breathe)

-I Know We Could Be So Happy Baby (If We Wanted To Be)

-Happiness is a Good Place to Visit but It Was So Sad in Fayetteville

-A Majestic Overview of the Greatest City in the Greatest State in the Entire Universe even better than Heaven which is why God doesn't live there

-"Your X-Rays have Just Come Back From the Lab and We Think We Know What Your Problem is"

-Have You Ever Been Lonely (Have You Ever Been Blue)

-Dance of the Inhabitants of the Palace of King Phillip XIV of Spain

I Don't Need It, I Don't Want It, and You Cheated Me Out of It

-Don't Worry Kyoko (Mummy's Only Looking for Her Hand in the Snow)

-I Never Got To Tell You What I Wanted To

-Dramatic Pause of Silence to Signify the End of the Album and Beginning of Additional Songs Included on the CD to Make People Feel Better About Buying the CD Instead of the Vinyl Version

-If My Heart Ever Ran Away It Would Be Looking for the Day When Right Beside You It Could Forever Stay

-Mother Hold the Candle Steady While I Shave the Chicken's Lip

-The Court of the Crimson King (including The Return of the Fire Witch and the Dance of the Puppets)

-Nothin' in the World Can Stop Me Worryin' 'Bout That Girl

-Loving Her Was Easier (Than Anything I'll Ever Do Again)

-catch a match. a bang bang. a flashing fist o'crackerjack. a smack. a lick. a char char. you're all burned out

-Nothing Is Ever Lost Or Can Be Lost My Science Friend

-Grown Men Dont Fall In The River, Just Like That

-I Don't Stand A Ghost of A Chance With You

-I Don't Know What You've Got, But It's Got Me (Parts 1 & 2)

-You Ever Get Punched In The Face For Talking Too Much?

-Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)

-Can't Catch Tomorrow (Good Shoes Won't Save You This Time)

-Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters and the Story of a Lonely Girl

-What's The Use Of Getting Sober (When You're Gonna Get Drunk Again)?

-Maybe the People Would Be the Times or Between Clark and Hilldale

-Medico-legal Analysis of the Ethanol Levels In Cadaveric Blood and Organic Liquids

-chronic pro-inflammatory disorder in the process of himeno-vulvo-vaginal auto-disinfection

-Analysis Of the Peritoneal Behavior In The pelvic Cavity Of The Female Genito-urinary System

-Post-mortem Analysis Of The Inferior Vena Cava On A Pneumo-embolous Affected Cadaver

-Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead

-Trophy Case Full Of Decapitated Human Corpses Won At Last Years Company Picnic

-Not a Happy Meal For a 13 Year Old Girl Who Found Razor Blades

-Song of the Two-Mile Linear Particle Accelerator Stanford University, Stanford, California

-Put All Your Eggs In One Basket (And Then Watch That Basket)

-What Happened to a Young Man in a Place Where He Turned to Water

-Starting in the Middle of the Day, We Can Drink Our Politics Away

-I will not deny, though my memory is uncertain and indistinct, that this witness of yours may have seen us together as he says, on the Gainesville pike walking towards Big Cyprus Swamp, at half past eleven on that awful night. That we bore electric lanterns, spades, and a curious coil of wire with attached instruments, I will even affirm. For these things all played a part in the single hideous scene which remains burned into my shaken recollection. But of what followed, and of the reason I was found alone and dazed on the edge of the swamp next morning I must insist that I know nothing save what I have told you over and over again

-You Be The Anchor that Keeps My Feet on the Ground, I'll Be The Wings that Keep Your Heart in the Clouds

-Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are

-You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night)

-Shield for Your Eyes, a Beast in the Well on Your Hand

-A Hunter in the Rain to Cut the Neck Up in the Present Stage

-The Man Tries Running His Usual Game but Sweetback's Jones Is So Strong He Wastes the Hounds (Yeah! Yeah! and Besides That He Will Be Comin' Back Takin' Names and Collecting Dues)

-So Long As We Keep Our Bodies Numb We're Safe

-Back Porch And A Fruit Jar Full Of Iced Tea

-Looking At The World From The Bottom Of A Well

-Do You Want New Wave or Do You Want the Truth?

-I May Be Over There (But My Heart Is Over Here)

-I Have Never Done Anything For Anyone That Was Not For Me As Well

-I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock & Roll Band)

-I Don't Want to Go on Without You (Come Back)

-The Frightening Reality Of The Fact That We Will All Have To Grow Up And Settle Down One Day

-There Are A Million Reasons For Why This May Not Work... And Just One Good One For Why It Will

-Long Title: Do I Have to do This All Over Again

-I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio

-Honey, This Mirror Ain't Big Enough For The Two of Us

-You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison

-I Never Told You What I Do for a Living

-If You Died I Wouldn't Cry Cause You Never Loved Me Anyway

-I've Been Down So Long (It Looks Like Up To Me)

-Power of the Power of the Power of the Power (Of the Great Sword)

-Dusk Falls Upon the Temple of the Serpent on the Mount of Sunrise

-Libation Unto the Shades Who Lurk In the Shadows of the Temple of Anhur

-Chapter Of Obeisance Before Giving Breath To The Inert One In The Presence Of The Crescent Shaped Horns

-Papyrus Containing the spell to preserve its pocessor against attacks from he who is in the water

-We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows

-Gene and Paul, I Hate You Most of All, Ace, You're the Ace and Peter, You're the Cat

-Your Body's Here With Me (But Your Mind's On The Other Side Of Town)

-Hitler, being punished for obvious reasons, is forced to spend eternity plagued by an intense unrelenting physical and emotional fatigue that is further compounded by an innumerable multitude of obnoxious grandchildren who are constantly present and who irritate him to such an extreme that not the slightest degree of rest is attainable

-there's nothing I wouldn't do for love I haven't already done for spite

-Trippin' On An Underground Space Age Reggae Movie At A Seaside Hovercraft Drive In Near Stardance Galaxy

-A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld

-Thou Can Not Love Them All, When The Trumpet Sounds

-serpent kisses and serpent smiles inside the order of rose

-Let the Words of My Murder Be the Last Words You Hear

-Dear Mr. Bush, There Are Over 100 Words for Shit and Only 1 for Music. Fuck You, Out

-I'm Looking For A Man Who Plays Alto and Baritone, Doubles on The Clarinet and Wears A Size 37 Suit

-Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

-The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage

-There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet

-Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker)

-I Don't Know What You Want But I Can't Give It Any More

-Where the Streets Have No Name (I Can't Take My Eyes Off You)

-You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You're Drunk

-Wir sind jung und wir machen uns Sorgen über unsere Chancen auf dem Arbeitsmarkt

-Without A Second Thought He Turned His Back To The People And Painted The Walls

-War Ich Nicht Immer Ein Guter Junge? War Ich Nicht Immer Schoen Und Nett? Ich Zerpfluckte Niemal Eine Spinne, War Niemals Frech Und Stahl

-Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict

-When The World Keeps Running Down, You Make The Best Of What's Still Around

-Last Chance to Evacuate Planet Earth Before It Is Recycled

-Higher Than The Sun (A Dub Symphony In Two Parts)

-Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand

-17 Days (the rain will come down, then u will have 2 choose. If u believe, look 2 the dawn and u shall never lose.)

-Final Count of the Collison Between Us and the Damned

-You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire

-Mummy Was An Asteroid, Daddy Was A Small Non-Stick Kitchen Utensil

-It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

-How the West Was Won and Where It Got Us

-All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be A Star)

-Where I End and You Begin. (The Sky Is Falling In.)

-A Punchup at a Wedding. (No No No No No No No No.)

-Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills

-Ned Nostril (And His South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues On Ice, Cheap At Twice The Price Band, Ikky-Ikky, Yukky-Yukky)

-I Don't Speak the Monkey Language, I Just Hear It

-The Sad But True Story of Ray Mingus, the Lumberjack of Bulk Rock City, and His Never Slacking Strive to Exploit the So Far Undiscovered Areas of the Intention to Bodily From the Opposite Species of His Kind, During Intake of All the Mental Conditions that Could be Derived From Fermentation

-And by Our Own Hand Did Every Last Bird Lie Silent in Their Puddles, the Air Barren of Song as the Clouds Drifted Away. For Killing Their Greatest Enemy, the Locusts Noisily Thanked Us and Turned Their Jaws Toward Our Crops, Swallowing Our Greed Whole

-Alone and Unaware, the Landscape Was Transformed in Front of Our Eyes

-Buildings Began To Stretch Wide Across The Sky, And The Air Filled With A Reddish Glow

-The Soundless Dawn Came Alive As Cities Began to Mark the Horizon

-Mechanical Sounds Cascaded Through the City Walls and Everyone Reveled in Their Ignorance

-A Brief Moment of Clarity Broke Through the Deafening Hum, But It Was Too Late

-The Sixth Extinction Crept Up Slowly, Like Sunlight Through the Shutters, as We Looked Back in Regret

-The Great Leap Forward Poured Down Upon Us One Day Like a Mighty Storm, Suddenly and Furiously Blinding Our Senses

-We Stood Transfixed In Blank Devotion As Our Leader Spoke To Us, Looking Down On Our Mute Faces With A Great, Raging, And Unseeing Eye

-Like The Howling Glory Of The Darkest Winds, This Voice Was Thunderous And The Words Holy, Tangling Their Way Around Our Hearts And Clutching Our Innocent Awe

-A Message Of Avarice Rained Down Upon Us And Carried Us Away Into False Dreams Of Endless Riches

-'Annihilate the Sparrow, That Stealer of Seed, and Our Harvests Will Abound; We Will Watch Our Wealth Flood In

-Millions Starved And Became Skinnier and Skinnier, While Our Leaders Became Fatter and Fatter

-Finally, as That Blazing Sun Shone Down Upon Us, Did We Know That True Enemy Was the Voice of Blind Idolatry; and Only Then Did We Begin to Think For Ourselves

-The Only Thing Worse Than Beating A Dead Horse Is Betting On One

-Kitty 'Tommy, quick! I can hear clogs going up the street.' Tommy 'Well stick mine out and see if they'll go with 'em!'

-I May Not Have Had Enough of Me But I've Had Enough of You

-You Can Make Me Dance Sing Or Anything (Even Take The Dog For A Walk, Mend A Fuse, Fold Away The Ironing Board, Or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)

-I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of my Hair

-Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow

-Lost In The Fifties Tonight (In The Still Of The Night)

-In My Country There Is Problem (Throw the Jew Down the Well)

-If You Show Off the Milk, Who's Gonna Buy the Cow?

-Person Most Likely To Enjoy The Taste Of Human Flesh

-I Won't Say I Will But I Won't Say I Won't

-I'm Glad There Is You (In thIs World Of Ordinary People)

-San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair)

-'I Will Be True...' (From Lips of Lying Dying Wonder Body #1) / Reign Rebuilder (Head)

-Wild Dogs Of The Thunderbolt / 'They Cannot Lock Me Up... I Am Eternally Free...' (From Lips Of Lying Dying Wonder Body #2)

-Côte D'Abrahms Room Tone / 'What's Going On?...' (From Lips Of Lying Dying Wonder Body #3)

-This Thing Between Us Is a Rickety Bridge of Impossible Crossing / Bonfires for Nobody...

-(If You're Not In It For Love) I'm Outta Here!

-Post Rock Harsh Electronic DSP Modeled Hyper Edited No Beat Analog Loop Based Guitar Noodle LFO Madness Vocal Freak-out Lo-Fi Brooding Dark Apolcalyptic Free Jazz Evil Old School Industrial Neo Minimalist Crust No Overdub Live Punk Cassette Tape Soundtrack For Your Generation

-It Takes Blood & Guts To Be This Cool But I'm Still Just A Cliché

-The Queen Is Dead (Take Me Back To Dear Old Blighty)

-A Rush and a Push and the Land Is Ours

-We Can Run Away Now They're All Dead and Gone

-When You're Right, You're Right (Darth Vader Bringing In His Washing Mix)

-When It's All Over We Still Have To Clear Up

-A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk

-Jean Claude Bland Dan In A Steel Cage Match With Mean Steve Seagal For The Title Of Crowned King Of Hilfiger Apparel: WWF Style

-Love, Exciting And New Come Aboard, We're Expecting You. Love, Life's Sweetest Reward. Let It Flow, It Floats Back To You. The Love Boat Will Soon Be Making Another Run, The Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone, Set A Course For Adventure, Your Mind On A New Romance. Love Won't Hurt Anymore, It's An Open Smile On A Friendly Shore. Yes Love! It's Love! The Love Boat Soon Will Be Making Another Run. The Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone, Set A Course For Adventure, Your Mind On A New Romance. Love Won't Hurt Anymore, It's An Open Smile On A Friendly Shore. It's Love! It's Love! It's Love! It's The Love Boat-ah! It's The Love Boat-ah! (Recorded Onboard The Love Boat With The Kitchen Staff)

-Si Vous Connaissez Quelque Chose De Pire Qu'Un Vampire, Parlez M'En Toujours, Ca Pourra Peut-Etre Me Faire Sourire

-Doing the Best I Can (Escape from Berlin)

-Let's Get Started on Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested

-The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time it's not Dangeresque I

-First Chance I Get I Am Licensing This Track to a Car Commercial or Video Game, So Fuck You and Your No Sell Out, Anti-Establishment Posturing, or Some Such in Your Face Remark of That Sort

-You'll Never Get To Heaven (If You Break My Heart)

-I Want to Hear What You Have Got to Say

-The Black Hawk War, Or, How To Demolish An Entire Civilization And Still Feel Good About Yourself In The Morning, Or, We Apologize For The Inconvenience But You're Gonna Have To Leave Now, Or, 'I Have Fought The Big Knives And Will Continue To Fight

-They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh!

-To the Workers of the Rockford River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves Shoe String, a Lavender Garland, and Twelve Strong Women

-A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze

-Let's Hear That String Part Again, Because I Don't Think They Heard It All the Way Out in Bushnell

-Oh God, Where Are You Now? (In Pickeral Lake? Pigeon? Marquette? Mackinaw?)

-Out of Egypt, Into the Great Laugh of Mankind, and I Shake the Dirt From My Sandals as I Run

-Grab the Devil by the Horns and Fuck Him Up the Ass

-F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream Of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through The Bus Window Instead Of My Master Mystikall Kliff Burton)

-Hon Yw'r Gân Sy'n Mynd I Achub Yr Iaith

-This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song

-Would You Lay With Me (In A Field Of Stone)

-Long Live British Democracy Which Flourishes and Is Constantly Perfected Under the Immaculate Guidance of the Great, Honourable, Generous and Correct Margaret Hilda Thatcher, She Is the Blue Sky In the Hearts of All Nations, Our People Pay Homage and Bow In Deep Respect and Gratitude to Her, the Milk of Human Kindness.

-If You Can't Do It When You're Young; When Can You Do It?

-Why Does The Sun Shine? (The Sun Is A Mass Of Incandescent Gas)

-Dancing In The Moonlight (It's Caught Me In The Spotlight)

-I Wish I Didn't Know Now What I Didn't Know Then

-Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males

-The Ghosts of Saturday Night (After Hours at Napoleone's Pizza House)

-Jitterbug Boy (Sharing A Curbstone With Chuck E. Weiss Robert Marchese, Paul Body And The Mug And Artie)

-I Hope That I Don't Fall in Love With You

-Little Trip to Heaven (On the Wings of Your Love)

-I Wish I Was In New Orleans (In The Ninth Ward)

-I Can't Wait to Get Off Work (And See My Baby on Montgomery Avenue)

-Does Your Friend Have A Name Or Should I Just Call Him Lawyer?

-Real Teamwork Means You Pull Your Knife Out Of My Back While I Push Mine Deeper Into Yours

-Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be. But Was She There To Meet Me? No Chance

-Am I What I Was or Was I What I Am

-The Call ov Seth - Invocation of the God of Blood and War

-The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa

-A Higher Standard of Living Through Better Solvent Inhalent Techniques

-I've Got Ten Friends and a Crowbar That Say You Ain't Gonna Do Jack

-A Boy Brushed Red...Living In Black And White

-We fell so far from the tree that we may actually now inhabit a completely different field. Unfortunately, there is no way of ever knowing if we'll be able to take root and grow here - everyone is too busy getting drunk.

-If You Don't Give Me What I Want (I Gonna Get It Some Other Place)

-I Was in the House When the House Burned Down

-If Life Is Like a Love Bank I Want an Overdraft

-You Got To Get Through What You've Got To Go Through To Get What You Want, But You Got To Know What You Want To Get Through What You Got To Go Through

-The Wurlitzer Prize (I Don't Want To Get Over You)

-Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys

-Don't You Think This Outlaw Bit's Done Got Out Of Hand

-When the Last Thing You Want Is the First Thing You Get

-I Want to Be the Boy to Warm Your Mother's Heart

-How Will You Ever Find Your Peace By Justifying Hate When Ignorance And Fear Are Your Guides To Further Hatered

-In an Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin and Violated by Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism and Desanctifying the Pious

-L'angoisse Du Veilleur De Nuit D'autoroute Les Soirs D'alarme À Accident

-Par Économie Pendant La Crise On Éteint La Lumière Au Bout Du Tunnel

-John Coltrane (wa kaiten mokuba no yume o miru ka)

-Greenfield Morning I Pushed an Empty Baby Carriage All Over the City

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75. Ringo Starr – Liverpool 8
74. Kate Voegele - No Good
73. Alesha Dixon – The Boy Does Nothing
72. Jack White & Alicia Keys – Another Way To Die
71. New Kids On The Block – Summertime
70. Jewel – Stronger Woman
69. Bryan Adams – I Thought I’d Seen Everything
68. The Saturdays – Up
67. Take That – The Circus
66. t.A.T.u. – You and I
65. Taylor Swift – Love Story
64. Cyndi Lauper – Into The Nightlife
63. Keane – Spiraling
62. Delta Goodrem – In This Life
61. Sugarland – Life In A Northern Town (Feat. Little Big Town & Jake Owen) (Live)
60. Beyonce – Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
59. Laurent Wolf – No Stress (feat. Eric Carter)
58. Natasha Bedingfield – Pocketful of Sunshine
57. of Montreal – Id Engager
56. Jully Black – Seven Day Fool
55. The Veronicas – Untouched
54. John Mayer - Say
53. Kasey Chambers & Shane Nicholson – Rattlin’ Bones
52. Amy Macdonald – Mr. Rock & Roll
51. David Cook – Billie Jean
50. Kate Ryan – Voyage Voyage
49. Chester French – She Loves Everybody
48. Madonna – Give It 2 Me
47. Duffy – Rain on Your Parade
46. Leona Lewis – Better In Time
45. The Saturdays – If This Is Love
44. Britney Spears – Circus
43. Charlotte Sometimes – How I Could Just Kill A Man
42. Jonas Brothers – Burnin' Up
41. Jennifer Hudson – Spotlight
40. Erin McCarley - Pony (It's OK)
39. The Subways – I Won't Let You Down
38. Mark Ronson – Valerie (feat. Amy Winehouse)
37. Kellie Pickler – Don't You Know You're Beautiful
36. Lady Antebellum – Love Don’t Live Here
35. Maroon 5 & Rihanna – If I Never See Your Face Again
34. Girls Aloud – The Promise
33. Emiliana Torrini – Jungle Drum
32. Kerli – Walking On Air
31. The Killers – Human
30. The Asteroids Galaxy Tour – Around The Bend
29. Pink – So What
28. The Raconteurs – Salute Your Solution
27. Shelby Lynne – Anyone Who Had A Heart
26. Estelle - American Boy
25. Ryan Adams & The Cardinals – Fix It
24. Priscilla Ahn – Dream
23. James Morrison – Broken Strings (feat. Nelly Furtado)
22. Kate Ryan – Ella Elle L’a
21. John Legend – Green Light (feat. Andre 3000)
20. Jenny Lewis – Carpetbaggers
19. Duffy – Warwick Avenue
18. Lenka – The Show
17. Kings of Leon – Sex On Fire
16. Sam Sparro – Black and Gold
15. Carrie Underwood – Just A Dream
14. The Last Shadow Puppets – the Age Of Understatement
13. Ladyhawke – Paris Is Burning
12. Kings of Leon – Use Somebody
11. The Ting Tings – Shut Up And Let Me Go
10. Rihanna – Disturbia
9. Adele – Chasing Pavements
8. Leona Lewis – Bleeding Love
7. Lady Gaga – Just Dance
6. Katy Perry – I Kissed a Girl
5. Britney Spears – Womanizer
4. Coldplay – Viva La Vida
3. Duffy – Mercy
2. M.I.A. – Paper Planes
1. Sarah Brightman – Fleurs Du Mal]]> http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2008/12/05/2bhiui_billboard_number_ones Fri, 5 Dec 2008 20:28:52 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2008/12/05/2bhiui_billboard_number_ones In proof that you really can accomplish something big when you are exceptionally bored and have nothing better to do at work, I give you my Billboard Number Ones radio station! I actually tagged every song to ever top Billboards Hot 100 from the first ever, (At The Hop) to the most recent, (Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It))! It's quite an interesting listen actually. :)

I'm also thinking of doing seperate stations for each decade, but I haven't actually done that yet. That'll probably come in the next month or so...]]> http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2008/06/02/207lw5_50%2C000_tracks%21 Mon, 2 Jun 2008 02:07:18 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2008/06/02/207lw5_50%2C000_tracks%21 I made it to 50,000. That's half way to 100,000 and 1 /20th to a million! I actually missed it at first, but I counted back and it looks like my 50,0000th track was Sandie Shaw – Take Him.

My Top 20 Artists as of now are:

1. The Beatles 564
2. Dusty Springfield 465
3. ABBA 409
4. Mandy Moore 368
5. Lesley Gore 354
6. t.A.T.u. 326
7. Reba McEntire 307
8. Sarah Brightman 303
9. The Mamas & The Papas 301
10. The Beach Boys 297
11. Katharine McPhee 275
12. The Cardigans 272
13. The Pipettes 270
14. The Bangles 268
15. Imogen Heap 254
15. Nancy Sinatra 254
17. Carrie Underwood 246
18. Girls Aloud 238
18. Sophie Ellis-Bextor 238
20. Depeche Mode 236

10,000 Songs
20,000 Songs
30,000 Songs
40,000 Songs]]> http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2008/05/30/203j3p_shuffle_quiz%21 Fri, 30 May 2008 20:19:33 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2008/05/30/203j3p_shuffle_quiz%21 Proof that I am truly bored out of my mind. :)

How Would You Describe Yourself?
The Ting Tings - Fruit Machine
Ok...

How Do You Feel Today?
AI6 Finalists - Time After Time
It does seem like I've been waiting for something to happen for awhile now, time after time.

What Is Your Personal Motto?
Chely Wright - Shut Up And Drive
I actually don't really like driving...

What Do Your Friends Think of You?
Blondie - Boom Boom In The Zoom Zoom Room
What!? Lol

What Do Your Parents Think of You?
Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy
Yeah, that's probably true. :D

What Is The Story of Your Life?
The Corrs - Radio (live)
Yeah, I do listen to music a lot. Not necessarily the radio, but the ideas right. It does kind of define my life.

What Did You Want To Do When You Grew Up?
Tony Bennett - The Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Actually, that was what I didn't want to happen when I grew up. Must of misheard me :)

What Will You Dance To At Your Wedding?
Lea Salonga - On My own
Really? I would hope I'm not on my own at my wedding. That's kinda of depressing.

What Will They Play At Your Funeral?
Martika - If You're Tarzan, I'm Jane
LOL

What Is Your Hobby?
Paul Simon - 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Yup! I'm still working on that list. :D

What Is Your Biggest Fear?
Mat Kearney - Breathe In Breathe Out
I'm afraid of breathing? Considering that's essentially a fear of living, that's really not good. I'll have to work on that. :/

What Is Your Biggest Desire?
The Zombies - Goin' Out Of My Head
Well yeah, I guess I want my ideas and dreams to be out of my head and into reality. If that makes any sense. :)

What Are You Looking For In Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Carly Hennessy - Young Love
I guess I like them young. :P

What Should You Do To Get The Attention Of A Potential Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
The Ventures - Night Drive
I really hope that this isn't the Sunset Blvd type of night drive.

What Is The Meaning of Life?
The Cowsills - The Rain, the Park & Other Things
Alright, so it's in nature. I can remember that.]]> http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2008/04/10/2pbp_song_homonym_challenge_pt._2 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:25:07 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/Carali/journal/2008/04/10/2pbp_song_homonym_challenge_pt._2 With the popularity of the first one, I have decided to do a Part Two.

For each set of artists try to come up with a song title that both have used. This does not mean the same song, it's completely different songs with the same song title.

For example:

Dionne Warwick; Lily Allen

Answer: Alfie & Alfie

1. U2; S Club Juniors
2. Bruce Springsteen; Rachel Stevens
3. Natalie Imbruglia; OneRepublic (Come Home & Come Home)
4. Andrea Corr; Indigo Girls
5. ATB; Fleetwood Mac (Don't Stop & Don't Stop)
6. Bryan Adams; Cyndi Lauper
7. Lifehouse; Cranberries
8. The Four Tops; Level 42
9. The Beatles: The Mavericks
10. Jack Wagner; Within Temptation
11. ABBA; Joan Osbourne
12. Dusty Springfield; Lesley Gore
13. Jackson Browne; Jennifer Paige
14. Sarah McLachlan; Sade (Fear & Fear))
15. Daft Punk; S Club (Alive & Alive)
16. Matchbox Twenty; Robbie Williams
17. Michelle Branch; Faith Hill (Breathe & Breathe)
18. Rihanna; Chely Wright (Shut Up and Drive & Shut Up And Drive)
19. Jim Croce; Heart (These Dreams & These Dreams)
20. The Who; Twisted Sister (We're Not Gonna Take It & We're Not Gonna Take It)
21. Gnarls Barkley; Snow Patrol (Run & Run)
22. Olivia Newton-John; Fleetwood Mac
23. Destiny's Child; Reba McEntire
24. Beyoncé; The Veronicas (Speechless & Speechless)
25. Jennifer Lopez; Kate Nash (Play & Play)
26. Elvis Presley; Pink
27. Kirsty MacColl; Martina McBride
28. Carly Simon; Doobie Brothers (You Belong To Me & You Belong to Me)
29. Faith Hill; Keith Urban
30. Alabama; Frank Sinatra
31. The Corrs; Corinne Bailey Rae (Breathless & Breathless)
32. Berlin; Emma Bunton (Take My Breath Away & Take My Breath Away)
33. Carly Simon; U2
34. Heart; Moving Pictures
35. Bon Jovi; Sheryl Crow
36. Charlotte Martin; Natasha Bedingfield (Angel & Angel and Wild Horses & Wild Horses)
37. Lasgo; The Beatles (Something & Something)
38. Celine Dion; Huey Lewis & The News (Power of Love & Power of Love)
39. KC & The Sunshine Band; New Kids On The Block
40. Sugarland; Lenny Kravitz

Bonus: Alan Jackson; Alison Moyet; Barenaked Ladies; Blake Shelton; Daughtry; Depeche Mode; Dixie Chicks; Elliott Yamin; Foo Fighters; Katharine McPhee; Melanie C; Sheryl Crow; Staind; Three Days Grace; Tim McGraw; Vanessa Carlton (Home, Home, Home, Home, Home, Home, Home,Home, Home, Home, Home, Home, Home, Home, Home & Home)]]>