en http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/uk/ Thu, 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 Thu, 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000 60 http://www.audioscrobbler.net/data/webservices http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal The Last.fm journal for DemonCashew. Last.fm journals are a place to talk about all things music. http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/10/17/339n0y_paper_crane Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:29:05 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/10/17/339n0y_paper_crane After waiting for my roommate to fucking leave so I could have some peace. I got to work trying to see if I could make the mythical paper crane(I would feel so awkward if I did this while he was here) using shitty confusing directions on the internet. And after much trial and error, I was content with what my mighty hands had crafted. So I present to you, whoever is bored enough to check this out, my most masterful creation



BEHOLD IT IN ALL IT'S MAGNIFICENCE. BEHOLD IT IN ALL ITS GLORY. TAKE IN ALL ITS BEAUTY.

Damn, I'm so badass now. Being able to create such masterful works of art.

Mono]]> http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/08/21/2ycuvf_new_journal_entry Fri, 21 Aug 2009 09:26:03 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/08/21/2ycuvf_new_journal_entry I hate washing clothes. It's far too much work for my lazy lifestyle(gathering up all the clothes, putting them in the washer, etc.) And I always end up forgetting about my clothes after they're done being washed. So they end up staying in the washer without being dried for long periods of time. Well sometimes I do remember, but I forget to run the dryer again cause they're never dried completely in one spin. Shit could get mildew. That ain't cool, I like what T-shirts I already have.]]> http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/04/23/2o6wb3_hamlet Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:36:17 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/04/23/2o6wb3_hamlet Ah yes, what a masterful play this be. William Shakespeare, what a great guy he was or whoever wrote it if you're in to those conspiracy theories. Now then, ever since I read it in my last year of high school, I have been in love with it. The character Hamlet, wow, so amazing. Was it just an act or was he fucking insane? The world may never know. He was also a total badass. Pulling the ol' switcheroo and sending Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to their death. What a great turn of events that was It is because these reasons and various others that I'd rather not get into, that I became interested in one day performing as Hamlet. It became my dream basically. I wanted to be up there on stage by myself cranking out those soliloquies. I'd always read them out loud, people thought I was pretty awesome. But then I completely forgot about all that. Until recently when I heard a line in a movie, and I yelled out, "Whoaaaa that's a line from Hamlet's most famous soliloquy" And so my interest in this character was reignited. But now I'm a completely different person. I've regressed and am a shadow of my former self in terms of maturity. And so now I don't want to wow people with an intense performance displaying the apparent insanity of the prince, I want to perform as this character but like it's some fucking joke. I'm talking a camp infused performance. Maybe with some completely over the top bad acting that would make William Shakespeare(or the other guy) roll in his grave. Oh yes, I want to fucking butcher that which I used to admire. Think the "Romeo and Juliet" performance in Hot Fuzz for reference I guess. Now then, to find anyone who wants to help me out in fulfilling this wacky want. Godspeed I say to myself!

tl;dr Fuck you motherfucker for not taking the time to read this shit. I hate your fucking guts. I want to chainsaw your face.]]> http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/03/18/2kpxwe_close_up_picture_of_my_old_dog Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:49:32 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/03/18/2kpxwe_close_up_picture_of_my_old_dog

I'm thinking about this right now. And so I feel I should share this lovely picture with you lovely people(cuddly teddy bears I imagine) . What an amazing pic. But damn does it look like she has cataracts:(

Discuss.]]> http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/03/11/2jyxix_so_i_hurt_myself Wed, 11 Mar 2009 07:15:53 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/03/11/2jyxix_so_i_hurt_myself It was that one fateful Tuesday. I woke up for class at 9:30 pm. But I decided, I should finish off the Calculus homework that I decided not to complete(I had only done 3 problems the night before) I had 3 hours. seemed like plenty of time(even though I pretty much slept through the previous week of class and had no idea what to do). So there I was. I had to work diligently. So I was pretty much rushing through everything, having to read through the book to figure out how to do problems. Due to all this rushing, my pencil was getting worn down. And eventually it was incredibly dull and I could not write no more. But oh no, it was nearing time to class. I had no backup. I had to do what I always do, when this happens. Except more haphazardly. You see, the problem is, I have no pencil sharpener. So I whittle away at the edges of the pencil tip to uncover more graphite to write with. It usually works. But this time I failed. Instead I broke off a small piece and it stabbed right underneath my thumb nail. OUCH! That fucking hurt. Piece got stuck in there and I had to pull it out. I felt the mush of the soft flesh underneath. It looks all purple on the surface of the nail. And immediately after there was pretty much blood around my nail. And all day it's been aching. And it's making me angry. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Man I'm getting a pencil sharpener for when I come back after Spring Break.

Discuss.

]]> http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/03/04/2j6z18_so_i%27m_here_chewing_on_a_straw Wed, 4 Mar 2009 04:52:33 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/03/04/2j6z18_so_i%27m_here_chewing_on_a_straw I don't know why but I also can't stop. I don't see this ending anytime soon. I could very well be chewing on this straw well in to the night. Damn this is one of my odd habits. And it's been so long since I last done this damn. Oh well. I have no problem with it. Perhaps I'll do it more. Or maybe I should spit this straw out and grab a piece of gum that's sitting in it's package right next to me Or not. I probably won't. I'll just continue chewing this straw for no damn good reason.

Discuss.]]> http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/02/14/2hghek_you_probably_won%27t_get_anything_out_of_reading_this Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:36:41 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/02/14/2hghek_you_probably_won%27t_get_anything_out_of_reading_this For you see, I really have no idea what this should be about. But I was seriously bored that I sat down and brainstormed what should I do. Then bam it hit me. I should probably write another journal. I haven't made very many in my time being here on this site. And the ones I do have are introspective masterpieces that seem to garner the accolades of all my Internet acquaintances. So clearly the thing to do to kill said boredom would be to write this journal. Not only would I benefit from it, but my fans would do. Cause in the end they'd get something to read to bring to their faces. And in these depressing times, that's what people really needed. So I address you people now, and just want to say a few words. I love you. If this was real life, you would be my bros. And I'm not just saying that to continue wasting my time writing this lovely journal. I truly mean that. From the very bottom of my great big bear heart. I want you all to know this. Now that I've made that heartfelt statement to everybody I'd like to get down to the nitty gritty. The real reason I'm writing this journal. And that reason would be....Fuck it I have no idea. Keep rockin in the free world everybody. I bid you adieu. And everybody lived happily ever after. The end.]]> http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/01/12/2e4u6a_music Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:38:34 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2009/01/12/2e4u6a_music I enjoy listening to it.]]> http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2008/11/05/29e6yq_obama Wed, 5 Nov 2008 05:14:21 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2008/11/05/29e6yq_obama Fuck yeah. Good times.

Eric R. E.Impaled Northern Moonforestthe pikachu masturbation campaignElectric WizardConvergeDarkthroneKreatorEnsiferumDemilichProtected IllusionGorgutsNocturnusImmortalMayhemBurzumTherionCathedralNapalm DeathNamalm Death!T.O.O.H.!BorisSunn O)))YacopsaeGorodAnataDead Kennedys]]> http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2008/09/26/26roz2_procrastination Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:43:47 +0000 http://www.last.fm/user/DemonCashew/journal/2008/09/26/26roz2_procrastination The story of my life.

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