pauliscooler's Last.fm Journal

"Come One Come All It's New Dirty Bastard

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:58:37 +0000

High As Fucc And Easily Plastered"

That Is My Bar, Cuz. For My Chinese Character, Guapo D, In The Novels, Hopefully The Showtime Show

Much Love To Wu, Dirty. "Peace", As RZA Colloquiallized. Never Fuck With Pills. Learn From Mistakes. I Saw On Facebook Wu Tang Posted All The Hip Hop RIPs Since 1994. Don't Be Dumb. Learn From That. You Can Pop One But Read erowid.org, For Everything. Never Do It 2 Nights In A Row. People Forget That It Matters. People Go To Sleep And Forget To Count The Ones From 12 Hours Before.

Hone Every Cipher. You Got That 9 In The Metro, God. Hip Hop Is Digital. Those Niqqas Caked Off Cassettes And Records. You Have That 30 GB, Right? Listen Every Day. You Are Wu Tang. Never Go Solo Unless It's Rest Assured . I'll Cash Ya Crew With Insane Lyrics, Mang. Get That Crew.

Everyone's Weird. Balloons In The Air Give Me An Existential Crisis , But Not Planes. It's Because Of Hot Air Balloons Losing Control And Killing Passengers. I'll Never Get In One, Even With A Pro.

Confessional: I accidentally had a guido sleepover sophomore year at UD.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:45:31 +0000

With [censored]. And Italian girls lived next door. We didn't really do anything gross. I'm still 75% Tebow. It was an accident. <_<

Kevin was in the room too. So J-Shore. But he was super high/drunk and asleep.

"Who was it?"

Her name starts with a consonant. One time she dyed her hair a weird color.

@UD

ughhhh now I take mealshakes and vitamins, xXx..sxe..xXx, smd!!!

Fun fact: Other than relatives, and within reason, due to my limited encounters and chance, her sister is the only person on Earth I'm not allowed to date. Everyone else was a single child or had brothers. I thought of that because I was wondering if I was a guido, if I could be DTF with the clique. But I'm sxe Tebow MC now.

nvm I forgot JJ. There's 2 people. I'll invite everyone to my show. One can date the British guy and be famous. I'm going to invite like 200 people to the riots. They can bring friends. J-Shore tent city.

"why sxe, PC?"

I was smoking too much. Random sxe kids would say that over 20 times a month for 15 weeks. I was like 120 times a month, then ran out of money all the time, for about 3 years, normal blazing for 4 years before that, took some summers off. Going to smoke with musicians someday. I'm being smart. Don't have money for alcohol until I get a restaurant jerb. I wrote a novel last time I was sxe (Leo). So deep. Need to get a tin of skoal, though. Hella bored y'all.

"they won't give you a Pauly D show"

O_O you srs, bro????????

"the novel won't work" ~ UC football

awwwwwww mean. It will if I'm Pauly D. Plus that's not the point of postmodern lit. I'm being kvlt. Who cares. It was for practice.

someone I know can TOTALLY meet the sexy beard hockey guy at the show. I'm comfortable with my sexuality. I can call him the sexy beard hockey guy. we're recruiting one from the Hartford area

2nd floor VIP with VIP patio. Men's and women's wing on the 3rd floor.... HOGWARTS STYLE UP SOME STAIRS NO SEX WE'RE BEING CHILL.... 2nd floor is above the club, overlooks the Controlled Riot Area. I'm decent at floorplans. MTV will do it. it later becomes the offices for the global Vandal McSandal's, or something like that.

"they won't make that"

Be nice. I'm letting them use Alfie, the best show, my best show.

"he's a poser"

I actually don't even want to rap ._.

"why the fuck would you invite sisters and brothers?"

So we're the anti-douche on national TV. It's not about sex. It's about blacking out on wine and 40s. Cleveland has to love Whalers. It can be America's team, with this show. We're raising awareness. They won't all be on the TV. We're just encouraging the party. Tell MTV to put 30 Whalers sleeping bags in the VIP, then we can sell them for charity. Nobody will "soil" them. We're being bros. Seal of the city of Hartford on the pillows. We can flip a profit on those, after the show. Tell MTV how to flip everything, so they give me stuff.

"why the fuck would they stay there?"

Raekwon and Gramatik are playing 30 yards away, seen from the patio, free booze and a chimenea. The plan calls for 3 weekends, 6 nights of concert. Easy. They'll give me a Pauly D show for Alfie.

Season 2: UK Vandal's opening, 10-12 months later.

Season 3 or 4: Hartford Hounds NBA awareness riots (UConn Huskies reference)

Canada? Australia? New Zealand? California?

You can just work at the new restaurants if it messes up your job, or you don't get d-list famous from drama. Alpha h4x J-Shore time.

We can have the club open 6 days a week, tons of money for the sponsors. Concerts Friday and Saturday. We do stuff around the city, or in NYC/Boston, for a 5 day week, 3 week Whalers mission, have some gay guy make a schedule. 3 weeks. Then the restaurant is more chill, during other times without the show, but not really "chill" at all. The concert nights are the nights to invite 5-10 friends each. There's room on the floor in the bedrooms too. Get a $39 motel if you want to leave in the morning, come back later. We're chill bros. You can even use The Confessional.

"they won't have anything exciting"

Wait until someone has to throw up. In the Whalers Trash Can.

WHAL-ERS PUKE! WHAL-ERS PUKE! WHAL-ERS PUKE!

We'll have to ban Equi's friends, from camera air time. I've never met them. He's an NHL mind in a 5'8' skinny body, from Massachusetts. He's a shoo-in for the show. I'd be pretty good for The Confessional, after that. I'm Johnny Knoxville for Tim & Eric, but I might not be good at that on camera. Then that girl is on the show, forever, as the Whalers Puke. I hope it's one of my friends from UD. Whalers Puke = MTV airtime, with your name written in that special handwriting on the screen. Then I'll go on the patio and say it on the megaphone. All of 4SW except like 3 douches are invited to the show.

Maaaaan Pauly D can't throw on "The Pointers Sisters ~ Dare Me" like Banned Style can!!!

You have to realize that I can go to VH1, Comedy Central, E!, or TNT/TBS.... if MTV doesn't want Alfie. Alfie is godtier.

Maaaaan I'm loading up less than 1 GB on this cheap old iPod, for a car ride on Thursday.... this 800 MB would murk Pauly D's whole crew. Listen to my last.fm feed, any time any day, for proof. I have 90 GB of shit, 60 GB of fire. I'm going to be Vandal's house DJ. I'll give them the 20 GB to play, all around the globe, every once in awhile. I am NBA at that. I am NFL. I have many genius masters. He's just putting stuff on.

"LA LA LA WAIT TIL I GET MY MONEY RIGHT"

^means something when people like me say it. Because I care about quality, not money. And being the right age. 23 is too young to be swag and I'm 5 years from deserving that. I sucked at DJ when I was 18. I was good at types of music, but nothing to hit the club over. I was more into throwing down the last 4 tracks of Electric Light Orchestra's "Eldorado" (LP) than finding club bangers on soundcloud. New directions don't mean the old ones were wrong. I can always hear the end of that LP.

I'm not really allowed to work for NYC media / LA movies. I'd be borderline gay about finding a Sexy Beard Guy. I'd pretend I never think about it, then bring it up at a meeting. I'm Dennis from Always Sunny about random shit. He's just being cool, to me. It's not copying him.

[puts finger over mouth like the SH gesture, but not meaning that, then points at the staff meeting, making a saliva noise before speaking (by accident)]

"Sexy beard guy. "

[puts finger back over mouth]

^Not supposed to happen. My family doesn't deserve that, as my job. I just don't understand why more of them aren't famous, if women like that. I can only grow chin beard ;(

Part of me wants the full beard, it's kind of coming in slowly, but then I could never suggest. I was late blooming with facial hair. Who knows.

Season 3? I'll begin to be troll and make demands. "Yeah, camera crew can have some of the freeze pops, but if you don't leave me in the banana ones, you're fired. Anyone can hold that!!! [tries to take camera, scuffle, commercial break with cliche music]

I just want everyone to feel invited. It's the only J-Shore show ever for these cliques. You can bring your sister so she doesn't get mad at the show. Nobody's mad at the show. Everyone's allowed, if they're nice and 21. Siblings aren't bad from the show, nobody chill is banned from the show, I'm an immersive Pauly D in the community. We just have a fire escape limit for the VIP.

It's the same as Anna's Sister, lower tier since the guido incident girl isn't on the cast, but she's invited to the VIP with 12 other people (from there, not including 4SW), and I can tell, from a few pictures on facebook, when people would be sad. About " being left out". I don't want anyone to feel left out from the show. She's invited to the show. She can meet the Sexy Beard Guy, since I was a guido with her sister, and that's wrong.

It's kind of a long trip, but it's a rare chance. If I can get 10 of 25 from Avon Lake + Equi's friends (short trip), that's a good weekend. UD will probably get 50 invites, 25 will show up, it's a Pauly D show, get some local Hartford hoes upstairs playing foosball (safer than non-outbreak herp sex), taking grav bongs on cable TV. Good show, good show.... Datsik + Wale + local bands. 6-8 electrp. 6-8 MCs, 15 local bands, easy money MTV, and you get Alfie. I'll just make them a powerpoint.

I actually just type tons of lofty stuff to troll Histrionic Personality Disorder (overreacts to minor events) about my personal brand. Plus I have a plan to get the show on the air. I'll just go to high schools and colleges in the area, with a powerpoint, and incite minor to medium sized riots, about "No Whalers Pauly D Show". See the blog for details. Sorry if it seems outlandish but we have an executable plan. 2-4 years til launch.

"What is this jersey, I'm wearing?"...[audible chatter] "It's a Browns jersey. How do you think we feel, about coming back in 1999?" [audible anger] "YEAH GET MAD!!!! GET REAL MAD!!!!" etc

Everyone will love my personal brand.

High socks with sandals, sunglasses on, Baldwin Wallace sleeveless, khaki shorts, hosing off the dirty VIP patio, talking shit with a lip in >>>>>>>>>>>> Snooki's DUI

If the blog works? Millions? I'm taking over UDayton.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:51:31 +0000

Criminal history is banned from UD, including DUIs and Reckless Speeding. I have no idea why one person was there, and I'm sure there's 100 more every 2 years. I have no idea why you're letting them in Fisher Catholic, same thing to my family. St. Ed's? We let them in St. Ed's to babysit them, so all the hockey / ROTC / wrestling guys get a visual on the punk. UD's different. There's women there. Nice women.

I'm allowed to be angry. The roid heads all want "find out how to stop the blog" or "make Welsh stop". 8 years ago, in Avon Lake, they'd literally be like "Welsh, it's guys like us... stop the blog". Because they're sadistic personality disorder and narcissistic personality disorder, with random histrionic personality disorder on coke/roids. You're supposed to look up those 3 personality disorders, sort through your town's troubled cliques, and confront them. That's my suggestion to cops. Educate yourself on those 3, and borderline personality disorder, but borderline can easily be fixed with a psychiatrist. Borderline always feels bad about it. You might know about the words "sadist" and "narcissistic", but the wikipedia articles will explain more warning signs, and such.

I thought I was just bipolar until last week. Then I read about borderline and understand that I show most of the signs, excluding the suicidal extremes. I always noticed I was like Episode 2/3 Skywalker, about minor beef, so I would never join the military or pay attention to certain women, because I'd have to injure them, when they got mad about the woman. Then he was on the page for borderline. Now I know what it is. I read all the personality disorders and it's best for me to ignore college until I'm married with a potbelly. Or maybe I'll be around the next wave of Seth Rogan guys, in 10 years, being chill. I'm 100% chill when everyone's being chill.

9/11 was my neighbor/friend/crush's birthday, and I knew her birthday, and her brothers, and I saw it live, homeschooled from 4-6, part of 7th grade. The PA plane allegedly circled over my Cleveland suburb, Avon Lake. I wasn't too sad. I was psycho mean. Thought it would be easy to kill hill people with bombs and snipers. Age 12-13. Then people told me it was wrong and I didn't know why. #Borderline. I'm normal about it now. I'm not normal about certain members of Ohio's community. Ignoring that.

I'm really funny about certain things, though. I enjoy having 20 pictures on my facebook, 10 by a webcam. People need to assume things about me. Half of a certain kind of guy is like that for 2-4 years, then in their late 20s gets 100 with some new clique. It's not part of my disorder, or maybe it is. They need to call me "antisocial". I was actually happy with my personality at UC, I was nice in every class, extroverted, but an average student. Nobody takes pictures of that and I just blazed like a fiend after class. Marijuana isn't substance abuse, to me. I wasn't smoking 6 blunts and selling my stuff. It was being normal. It's my 3 year old facebook. I used it minimally. I need those dumb bitches to think I suck at facebook.

They would ignore my semi-popular twitter and my 35 mixtapes on youtube, budding writing career on this last.fm blog, because of 20 pictures on facebook. Oh well. I just don't own a camera and haven't gone on vacation in awhile. I've never been anywhere but Canada, but figure I'll make up for lost time as an adult, because I want to. I even want to go to places like Iceland and Brittany, less known areas, where I probably have roots as a human. Well, not Iceland. I meant Brittany.

Narcissistic and histrionic weren't something I knew as disorders, about the blog, the last few years. Narcissistic envies others but thinks others envy them. Histrionic overreacts to small events. OOPS!!! It's fatal when they're bullies or weight-trained, at the same time.

UC was "safe" but it was dumb to do. I stopped going to class halfway through my last semester. Then I told my mom and went "home" to North Carolina. No regrets, 2 years of business classes in Cleveland, age 26-27, with my 110 liberal arts credits. Unless the blog works. I'm still very educated from the 5 years at UD/UC. I can explain how, with my stack of 8 notebooks, well-organized. Kept all my paperbacks, 85% of the text books, want to learn Spanish and French (all the way, barely know French). At least to read it in the streets.

I barely care about famous. It would be nice to be a radio DJ in East Side Cleveland, much better to own my own station with all my favorite jams, 1960-2013, classic rock charts to modern electronic finds. UKG, funky, dubstep, electro, trance, etc.... all that. Famous? Eh attention is overrated. I'd be happy with d-list as a writer/DJ. Narcissistic and histrionic can't handle that, if they knew me when I was 12. There's a reason I was mean to those guys on facebook. Now I know the psychiatric term. I just knew it was smart, before. Yes, there is quite a bit going on, on the blog. I was taught to try at all kinds of writing at once, since I'm a creative mind with a great base. Sue me, Avon Lake. I was born on the East Side and always liked to drive around there, while living on the Westside, age 5-15. The West Side is chill but we can't have the coke heads knowing where my house is. I'll accidentally shoot some kid from Westlake. I am Bone Thugs, retards.

"What's the difference with the East Side?"

IDK. There just is one. All the mafia there probably got killed in the 70s. Everyone's wanksters or trying to be jocks, in 5 West Side towns. It might be the same, but at least they didn't know me when I was 12. They're already expressing a prolonged Hive Freak, about "swag" (lol), and I don't even make money yet. They think there can't be another rap, because I'm obviously one, if my vocals pan out. There actually can be, but it won't be a psycho goon. 1994 NYC had like 60 good ones. It's what happens when everyone cares. Don't be hyper-literal. Try your best.

But I do this....

LIFE ISN'T A RUSH
WHEN YA HEAD'S A BUST
WE WAS TOUCHIN PUSS
BUT THAT'S SCANDALOUS
YOU CAN'T HANDLE US
YOU'RE MANGLED STUNTS
MY WRANGLE BUTT
IS THE BRAND THAT'S UP
AND YOU'RE ON JORTS
WITH LAME RETORTS
YOU BUY THE BITCH WAFFLES
AND ME ? I COURT
YEAH LAME RETORT
I KNOW THE ENGLISH WELL
MY ANCESTORS WERE ENGLISH
WHEN THEY CRACKED THE BELL

>Inspired by frustration on the toilet, mild constipation, started talking about "rushing". Got off the jon 8 minutes ago, wrote the rest. A few lines are fire if you speed them up. Don't know how to represent that in text.

They never understand that I'm doing well at music. There's a reason for that. I'm good with rhyming words and listened to 50+ songs a day, for 1/3rd of my life on earth, so far. When they say "I don't understand", in their own special way, I get angry. They're being mean bullies. I'm not afraid of bullies, which is a problem. They can't get in my way without death or jail. Period.

Man You Have To Kill Those Honkys If You Know How Too.....?

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:10:42 +0000

You Serious, Mang? The Second That Fagtard Can Afford Guns, Bustin Nuts On Coke Money????? You're Allowed To Murk Em.....? That's The Rules Of The Power Elite....? No Court Case, No Time For That....?

We Look For One Of 4 Problems Then He's Part Of The War Zone

Talk stupid, get ya head popped
I got that Esther, bitch I’m Redd Foxx
Big B’s, Red Sox, I get money to kill time, dead clocks
Your fucking with a nigga who won’t give a fuck
Empty the clip then roll the window up
Pussy nigga sweet, them niggas Cinnabon
I’m in a red bitch, she said she finna come
200 thou' on a chain, I don’t need a piece
That banana clip, let Chiquita speak
Dark shades, Eazy E, five letters, YMCMB
Bitch ass nigga, pussy ass nigga
I see ya looking, with ya looking ass nigga
You know the rules, kill them all and keep moving
If I died today it’d be a holiday

~Weezy, The Young Muse, One Of My Idols

Dills Was Talking "know where he lives" Shit About Me, God. You Know As Well As I Do. I Knew Where He Lived Too. So Be It.

We're Not In The Same Class For Morality, And He Had More Money. I'm Not Aragorn. I'm One Of His Psycho Allies. He Put Me Into Satan Mode. Had To. Caught The Little Faggot Being A Creep. Someone Else Killed Him, Though.

I Want Court. I Love Court Over Innocence. I'm Just Sue Them Over Random Stuff To Make Pro-Choice Turn Bright Red For 5 Minutes. It Won't Work, But They'll Know I Tried To Sue Them Over Believing In Abortion. It Makes Sense To Me. Pro-Life Jury Only, Or I Sue.

His Friends Were Being Evil Mondo Burger, On Roids. You're Allowed To Poison Them. Half Of Them Were Fucking Wigger Kids. Mad About Trashy Pussy. I Don't Put Out, Don't Get Mad About Them, They Mate For Attention, Not Love. I Almost Body Slammed A Wigger At PHS, Avon Lake Doesn't Know That. He Was Being Aggressive Compulsive At Normal Kids His Age, In A Random Hall By The Library. He Was Scurred Of Me Though. I'm Mafya. Wiggers Were Mean To Me At Ed's, I Was Just Bigger At PHS.

I Understand "Be Nice". I'm Always Nice To Certain Kinds Of Women And It's Taboo. They Call Them "Religious". Maybe They Are. I'll Probably Never Meet One Again. They're A Kind Of Irish Woman. I Only Met Them At College. There's A Reason I'm Allowed To Be Chatty. They Can Read Into How I Talk To Everyone. I Understand "Being Nice" To Normal People. Then I'm A Psycho Douche At Wiggers , Evil Niggers, and Preppy "Mafya". They Think It's Funny. They Were Just 19-21 Year Old Irish Natalie Portman, Figure It Out. My Waifu Would Get Mad If I Kept It Up. Don't Remember One's Name, Remember The Other. It Was Kind Of Group Discussion For The Forgotten One, 4 Years Ago, But I Was Being A Heckin Perv

I Could Catch A Charge For Saying Yeezy's First Verse In "That's My Bitch" In My Raspy "Mobster" Rap Voice. I Don't Talk Like That. That's Why It's Funny. Banned Style 2016?????? It Might Suck N I'll Be Weird Al In 2020?????? The Opening (Not Jay) To D'evils Is Sicc Too

"Paul they're going to fake-accept H-Bar and do an Irish Dating Show"

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:47:58 +0000

"But you still get to do Alfie, OK?"

Don't ever say that. Don't you ever say that to me. Those shows aren't real dating. It's fake drama.

The best part about Hartford Bar is Jersey Shore's cast getting pissed about the men (especially me) like bullies, then we have 6 hot girls (p much by accident). Then we won't hook up and one couple will actually get married 6 years later. I'm allowed to shoot Pauly D and Mikey if they ever came near my friends. I'd literally stomp them with bouncers for being fiends. Fucking asswipes.

It's not even a spoof, anymore. My show has local color and a motive. Great cast of future friends, family cookouts in 20 years, something our moms and dads can watch. Our moms might groan at the guys doing 40s and weed, but they'll be classy events, with shithead humor.

Hartford Bar

http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2013/05/03/5tdp0v_yeah,_we%27re_trying_to_do_hartford_bar._the_british_j-shore

http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2013/05/04/5tdxnc_hartford_bar_has_a_purpose...whalers_revival._gangster_with_old_players.

http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2013/05/04/5tema1_i%27m_10x_better_at_the_cliche_mtv_aesthetic_than_pauly_d!_you_will_admit_this_fa

http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2013/05/10/5tkmo7_mtv_can_have_rights_to_alfie,_if_they_do_hartford_bar

ATTN: Cleveland. Not gay! Ask St. Joe's Avon Lake, nice guys, who would start that.

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:07:49 +0000

Ask Andrew/Eric Stanek, ask Aaron Babcock, Ron Masek, ask Sarah/Matt Hawrylak, ask Brian Dennstead. I'm better friends with Matt than 95% of my friends, not really great friends with the others, but my 9th / 10th grade personality can be explained....

I have borderline personality disorder. I was really introverted 7th grade, new at school, extroverted 8th grade, then introverted at St. Ed's. I have self-image issues. I don't anymore, about introverted, I just act like a bro to everyone. But pictures? I hate 75% of my pictures 50% of the time, then the rest of the time I don't care, or acknowledge that I'm cute/handsome. I can't be normal about myself but figuring out my mental illness is normal.

The other problem with that is Randomly Being Mean To Guys Like Ian Joyce And JG Tokar. I'm extremely bipolar at them, very hilarious as an angry manic. They would start that rumor. Avon Lake Jocks would help with that rumor, or Dan Barno from 3rd grade psychosis, friends with wanksters. I am not gay. I am not bisexual. I like many vaginas. I'm Zach Galifianakis to random people, including like 20 women, but it's hard for me to be that way around anyone.

Ron and Matt have seen me with women, Avon Lake and UD. Ron was my roommate. Being social, then Ron saw me the morning after, but I'm relatively chaste. Find my boyfriends, coke sluts. PROVE IT!!! I have women I would pretty much marry if I was famous, duh, I'm being normal, being by myself somewhere else, I'll be back in Cleveland after sufficient weight training, probably East Side to avoid retard wigger kids. If I was gay, I would troll Avon Lake pretty hard. Not gay. Sorry. Nice try. You're allowed to say wigger if you call the right blacks "nigger". And not Obama and Kobe. I need 5-7 years before I can get the radio station jerb, broooooooooooooo...??? I actually know 5-6 genres/subgenres better than hip hop, I can just WRITE those lyrics....???? Duh....?!?!

Who cares if they sleep with other people during my chaste period. I put my penis in an Actual Hipster, but said no for seconds. Counting isn't loving.

Standup's actually super easy for me, if I don't blaze for 7 weeks.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:53:29 +0000

(Cliche comic voice)

"I used to do a blog" [pause, pacing with mic in hand] "So much good stuff" [pause again, begins snorting] ????????????

Retard bitches would love that presentation. Just pretend you're old man Dane Cook. I have to do my Pauly D show first. Just act like a coke head. If you set it up right, you can admit anything and it's funny to drunk hoes. "I said racial slurs about the president for attention in the hood.... I like that guy, almost voted for him twice"

I could probably make stuff up for 10 minutes, just talking about politics and Obama. Snorting the whole time. Then I'd say "did I tell you my star wars jokes yet?" in an insecure (ish) voice, after a huge snort. Then I'd have 8 star wars jokes

I need a Pauly D show first. I need hype for this act. It only works if I'm famous. I need a-list mojo. Maybe a 3 year marriage with Emma Watson, so I can Make Fun Of The Audience About Liking Her When They Were 15.

I'd have an act about the importance of Proper Nouns. I'd tell them about my fake account on a message board where I talked about liking farm girls. Then I'd reveal what the same sentence looked like, for the Nebraska Frat, on a poster board.... "Y'all can fuck with me and Farm Girls" [snort] "It works 10x times better.... Proper Nouns are essential for internet" [tries to flip mic and drops it] "Here's another one"....[poster board] "I thought you knew we were Corn Boys.... I've had the same job since I was born, 100% Home Grown.... no resume needed"

Pretending you're a coke head and not just psychotically nervous is a Mitch Hedburg tactic.

What do you think Anna's Sister will be more like on Hartford Bar?

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:38:02 +0000

Real Housewives of New Jersey or Long Island Medium?

Everyone take a vote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HbqLe_wz08

Wow if that's real I would totally freak out. I kind of believe in stuff like that, but the show could be staged. Some people claim they've seen ghosts and it seems believable. I've been in haunted places but I always tell them to come out, like the basement of Kennedy Union for catering. He wouldn't listen to me. I'd totally be a spirit somewhere like that, for 10 years or something. To be kvlt. Nobody would ever get murdered down there. The ghost was probably being funny. I've been near a factory from 140 years ago where everyone exploded, the keg factory. That was scary. I felt bad so they would never be mean. They'd be mean to douches, who make jokes. I hoped they were at rest and nature grew around it.

I'd probably laugh later, after getting scared. I'm like Bam Margera about stuff like that. I hope it's a naked old guy running across the field. That would be the best ghost. My friend said he saw one in the house in Clifton, but he was probably kidding. Said she walked across the room. He might have been tripping balls. We did some psychadelics this year, them more than me, me more than them in the past.

That KU basement would be scary as fuck, if it was haunted because of evil. There's a cart elevator, windowless rooms 40 yards in with tons of mechanical stuff, it would be "cliche" for haunted. Probably why they say so. I didn't see anything. Maybe I don't deserve it.

I don't believe in that being day-to-day. Not telling you what I've seen. I hardly remember. It wasn't physical. It was a series of coincidences... strange dreams, evil dreams. The worst was fighting them with a gun that didn't work. Then I ripped up the body, outside my old house, and it was a doll made of a loaf of bread.

H-Bar

http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2013/05/03/5tdp0v_yeah,_we%27re_trying_to_do_hartford_bar._the_british_j-shore

http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2013/05/04/5tdxnc_hartford_bar_has_a_purpose...whalers_revival._gangster_with_old_players.

http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2013/05/04/5tema1_i%27m_10x_better_at_the_cliche_mtv_aesthetic_than_pauly_d!_you_will_admit_this_fa

http://www.last.fm/user/pauliscooler/journal/2013/05/10/5tkmo7_mtv_can_have_rights_to_alfie,_if_they_do_hartford_bar

HAHAH wow my last scrobbled track says her name on 11:11 in a song called "this kiss"...... I'm not cheesy enough for that. I'll listen to new scrobbles later. that's gay.... right guys?

nobody knows how to time up the minutes, it was morning, I could never do that, so gay

she's in the blueprint for the show but my mushy crush is in the blueprint for the show and anna's allowed in the show too

We're going to make MTV order us a pizza every day. It's part of my contract. The big ones with rectangle pieces. Or no sexy girls, just PC. Sexy girls = pizza, for my show. I'm the bo$$

7 WEEKS!!! 17 POUNDS!!!! $35 MONTHLY VITAMIN KIT!!! MEALSHAKES!!!!

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:18:44 +0000

AWWWW YEAHHHHH FAR OUT!!!!!

JUST WAIT UNTIL I START EXERCISING!!!!

MUSCLE MILK!!!! HGH!!!!

Jk. But hormones naturally secrete when certain types of people are angry. I just wasn't well fed. I'll be at 180 within a year. I was 138, 155 now. My body just weighs less. I was 155 of fighting, at 138. I have skinny areas, probably way less inside. I'm all sinewy. Ignore the number. I'll fuck some chubby 20 year old up. Old man strength from ragetarding about retard peers. Arm speed is the key. Yes, NCAA football can fuck me up. If you're using that excuse, I'll shoot you. This is just to be sexy.

haha, UC football will never play a big game again. haha

Me? I am Prime Time. I'm Dion.

I wasn't supposed to work out. I'm hung with really thick hair. Now it's important for my safety. Because of the Polish Bullies. I have to know how to break arms and choke people out. It's retarded. It's their fault.

What if some roid head in a sleeveless went "tfff" when you put on your shades walking out of Center Court (dining hall), 60 pounds bigger? It was sunny out. Sorry for having red hair, peachbush! I could be that 60 pounds but I'm a DJ pro instead, smoking weed instead of roids. Sue me. Now it's time to gain that, mild UFC training in 5 years. Sue me. What the fuck is wrong with you blonde niggers? Mad because of skater clothes? It's a free country, niggers. They're ALWAYS like that, at me. They do it to skinny half-Italian guys too, if they're part German. Those blonde girls aren't my type, with that color skin. I'm just Norse. They're niggers about blonde girls. That's being gay about pussy, you're not supposed to care. You're supposed to treat them like friends and maybe touch, then fall in love once or twice. That's my world view.

Saying nigger so they understand. Limited vocab crowd. It's what they call me. They're more like evil blacks than me. Much love to normal blacks.

Skinny guys are the same as skinny girls. I hope you know that. I want to get large to punch one in the throat, but it's the same as skinny girls. I'll keep some parts of my body slim. It's being sexy. Blacks and Latinos know that. Most whites know that. Every kind of gay guy knows that and tells straight guys what women like, as friends. You have to know that, and not be evil. Don't be evil.

I should NOT remember that moment at Center Court. I don't remember the food, I don't remember the 1-5 cute girls I saw, I don't remember shit. I should NOT remember random incidents with those bros at UD and UC. That should NOT be in my head as a moment. Women don't have these moments. Attractive women don't. This is wacc. I'm going to gain 80 pounds, 40 naturally like my dad did, fat and muscle. I will help people beat up those blonde guys. Sue me. Those guys can't fight 210 6'2'' age 36 with kung fu background. I've had fast arms and a strong back since I was 12. Now it's on. I'm mad.

Dayton and Cincinnati, on campus, are the perfect place to be a vigilante ass kicker. It should be legal for a group of 35 guys, renewed every 5 years. I can't recommend better Germans and Polish to hurt, as an Irish German.

They are Dills! They are the same as D-Money!!! It's like killing Assyrians. Only, German. They're psycho goons.

I might be 1-5 years from a full-face beard, it comes in thick on the stashe and chin, everything came in when I was age 21+ (all the way), that would be funny. Get random ones now. It would be humorous.

Ohio media, especially Cleveland, is UD public safety.

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:17:01 +0000

There’s a certain cultural inclusiveness that exists. That’s why Bron left. So they freaked out like know-it-alls. It was his equivalent of legalizing marijuana and gay marriage. He had to, because of message boards and media ownership. They’re super judgmental about my Plain Hats scheme and that’s why I did it. “It can’t be a guy like that”. Why? I’m a huge Indians fan and was always a nice guy, on sports teams and summer camps, from Avon Lake to South Euclid. Plain is funny because Browns are the only Plain Helmets in the NFL. It's a joke. Don't be Cincinnati bros about me. Be Cleveland WITH me. It's funny to imagine that as a hat. CMON. Lighten up.

Cincinnati was mean about it since I was at UC, I was at UC because my dad went to Xavier and I wanted to try the city out, it's an Ohio public school for cheap. I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do that, to their bro-tards. Becoming PC at UC was in response to them. It was godtier trolling, with my actual initials, as a writer. (Paul Conor)

They’re judgmental and believe in personal aesthetic. 50/50 chance on Bron coming back. He was fuckin’ with y’all. He’s the bo$$, not random sportswriters. Some of them are great, the Plain Dealer is mainly great, but it’s a certain Cleveland culture that DOES NOT exist in Miami. It just doesn’t. Don’t be that way about the teams. It’s how UD public safety acts and it’s annoying. They won’t listen to certain stuff and it’s annoying. It’s being Ohio. You can’t really screen for it unless you’re the power elite. Had to fuck with them.

What's wrong with UD Public Safety? They act like they're going to murder you, when you get caught with marijuana. Then I see pilled out bitches peeing on the side of the rec plex, coked out frats throwing water balloons at people walking by, and they let those guys slide. Drinking violations are 1 strike, marijuana is automatic 2. They're literally Puritanical Nazis. Snitch Culture is huge. They're not supposed to be that way about random subjects, while getting paid off to ignore certain rich psychos. I'm from rich psycho culture, as a normal guy, so I'm in the middle of them.

LORD SAYS DUST TO DUST
DONT WORRY BOUT ME
IF FETUS GOT FLUSHED
CORD PLAYS IN THE CUT
WIDER E-Z
IF WEED IS GROUND UP
LET'S KEEP IT IN PERSPECTIVE
ACERBIC KNOWS LAWS
CAN EASILY CORRECT IT
JETS KEEP US ALL CONNECTED
AERO WITHOUT FLAWS
DYNAMIC IS PERFECTED